Read: The Final Battle

Here is book 9. Enjoy!

Chapter 1:

1,2 Difference became the leader. 5-away told them he wanted to kill Alex again. "He's already dead!" shouted 2,5 Difference. "How do you know?" asked 2-away. "Because 1-away told me," replied 2,5 Difference. 3-away told 1,2 Difference he was desperate to go to a field. "Why?" questioned 1,2 Difference. "I want to go aswell," said 5-away. "Ok," "we'll go," replied 1,2 Difference. 2-away was the first one to spot it. 2,5 Difference spotted 10 demented chickens! He shot a 7 second time bomb at one of them. They blew up. 2,5 Difference chucked the rest of them into Iggle Piggle Land. Suddenly, 3-away spotted a Zombie.

Chapter 2:

There turned out to be 4 zombies. "Wait," whispered 5-away. "that's Poogn, Craig Billy and Alex!" "It is Poogn %27 (')s Team!" 5-away threw a rock at Alex and he died in pain. "No!" shouted Poogn. They killed Alex. 1,2 Difference threw TNT at a group of demented chickens behind him. "Who killed 1-away?" asked Zombie Billy. "A git called BBBBB (Baby Barbie Bethany Bum Barkes)." "Yay!" said Zombie Craig. 3-away got a splash potion of poison out and all of them got affected. They ate 10 apples each. Zombie Poogn spotted someone. Someone called Git. She loved Zombie Poogn so she kissed him. "Ugly thin', said Zombie Craig. 1,2 Difference threw 213 TNT at Git and she died. Zombie Poogn shot an arrow at 5-away, but his rock he threw got rid of it.

Chapter 3:

1,2 Difference kicked Billy in the face... He was dead. "Not again!" shouted Zombie Craig. "they killed Billy." Poogn (Zombie Poogn) punched 3-away whilst 5-away punched Poogn. Zombie Craig ran towards 2-away, but he pooed over him. 2,5 Difference threw a 4 second time bomb at Zombie Poogn, but he ran off to miss it. 2-away punched Zombie Craig's fat bum. "Ow!" yelled Zombie Craig. "I'm going to die!" 3-away stopped Zombie Poogn from saving him. "Owwwwwwwwww!" yelled Zombie Craig and he died in massive pain. Zombie Poogn was annoyed...

Chapter 4:

Zombie Poogn failed to kick 1,2 Difference because 5-away deflected it. "You're on your own Zombie Poogn, said 3-away. "I know that you git!" said Zombie Poogn. "Huh?" replied 3-away. He got out his Machine Gun and hit Zombie Poogn's face. "We killed Zombie Poogn's Team!" said 2,5 Difference. 2-away chopped off some heads from all the remaining demented chickens. They got back and decided never to fight again. 2-away watched Top Gear whilst the others went to bed. 2-away was actually too tired and fell to sleep.

Chapter 5:

"I want a massive rest!" said 2,5 Difference. They realised it was sunny nanny nun-sun so it was bed. THE END